Prototype #3

Rated 2.75 out of 5 based on 4 customer ratings
(4 customer reviews)

$189.99

  • Meditation aid
  • Heightens awareness
  • Both spheres vibrate and emit barely perceptible glow
  • Place on a hard surface for loud chattering sound while vibrating
  • Long cable, flexible mounting options
  • Battery powered

1 in stock

SKU: prototype3 Category:

Description

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 12 x 6 x 6 in
Year

2015

Materials

Doll eyeballs, vibration motors, plastic beverage cup, standard electrical components

4 reviews for Prototype #3

  1. Rated 3 out of 5

    Faheim Ore

    The minute I plugged this cable in, I knew something was amiss. The first evidence? The small wormhole that appeared in our living room, right next to our holstein cowhide recliner.
    Brad shouted from the kitchen that he was detecting elevated tachyon levels from our Vita-Mix, so we immediately diverted power to our forward Romco Rotisserie array.
    I recalibrated our George Foreman Grill (about 10 picometers), ejected the warp core from our Dyson Ball Vac, and unplugged all the Magic Jacks in the house. Bingo. No more worm hole.

  2. Rated 1 out of 5

    Susan Eichhorn

    Shame on you, Abel Lenz – you are as bad as your father and his grackle pie served at the fish wives pot luck. The racket is stimulating, if annoying.

    • Customer Service

      My father is one of my greatest artistic influences, in concept, if not consistently in form. I aspire to work at the level of baking wild animals into a confection. Seriously. I have a lot of bad ideas. We value the opinions of our customers and fans. Thank you for contributing to the ripe smothering culture of prototype.horse.

  3. Rated 4 out of 5

    David Crust

    Are we talking about a mystery lights out sex toy here?

    If you send me one for free, I will try it out.

    • Customer Service

      Customer service sincerely hopes so.

  4. Rated 3 out of 5

    Kris Springer

    No, these are grate ekcept for tha wirz. Get rid of tha wirz and they woudst make a grate koktail stirrin. We used pine beetels in Pentecost to stur the komunion wine, but thes wud be better, a touch of the holy rollerz.

    Kamunyun wine needz more bacon. I needs more beers.

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