Prototype #1

Rated 2.25 out of 5 based on 4 customer ratings
(4 customer reviews)


  • Meditation aid
  • Stable in three positions
  • Realistic Appaloosa spots and work-boot detailing
  • Travel-sized
  • Three year service plan included (travel expenses additional). Contact customer service for details.

1 in stock

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Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 3 x 2 x 4 in



Plastic Appaloosa horse figurine, miniature plastic boot

4 reviews for Prototype #1

  1. Rated 1 out of 5

    Dmitry Gimzelberg

    This is garbage. I would give zero stars if I could.

  2. Rated 2 out of 5

    Susan Eichhorn

    A little pricey for a week-spotted critter that does nothing at all. At least it has no wires extending from its butt.

    It would not have been a good model for the Trojan horse or the horse of Damocles. Clint Eastwood would have loved it when he was younger. I would not have.

  3. Rated 1 out of 5


    What the fuck. Go see a therapist

  4. Rated 5 out of 5


    How have I lived for 65 years without this breathtaking effigy in my home? I am weeping uncontrollably at the thought of those years wasted in ignorance.

    • Abel Lenz

      Thanks for your concern. We are happy that you are able to enjoy an alternative product ownership experience before even purchasing our product. To ensure you continue to enjoy the benefits of the emotional arc, we encourage you to purchase the product. As a further inducement, we’d like to describe the included service plan and offer a discount. The included service plan has not been formally detailed, but is expected to include 3 in-person home visits from the labs team (Abel Lenz). At or before each visit we will ask a series of questions and then repair, modify, or entirely replace the product at our discretion. Typically travel and lodging costs for the visits are not included in the price of the service plan, but for a limited time we are willing to waive these costs for two visits in the continental US and one visit to Europe. Buy now.

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