Prototype #2

Rated 2.50 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

$39.95

  • Greets guests and visitors
  • Repeatedly emits the words “well, hello there” at low volume when operational
  • Controlled by placing miniature foot on cigarette paper
  • Can be operated by receptionist or self-operated by guest
  • Battery powered

1 in stock

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Description

  • I work because I only know how to work
  • I only know how to design products, create a brand, choose platforms, produce assets, write copy, adjust stylesheets.
  • When I am forced to work in a context, I am simultaneously trapped and free
  • Freedom comes from relief. Relief from responsibility. Context removes distraction and renders weakness and incompetence irrelevant.
  • I have learned that work can set you free, if you learn how to be free

Additional information

Weight .5 lbs
Dimensions 12 x 6 x 6 in
Year

2015

Materials

Talking mustache, plastic dinosaur figurine, cigarette paper, miniature plastic foot, standard electrical components

2 reviews for Prototype #2

  1. Rated 2 out of 5

    Amelia Aerbladder

    This is pretty weak as it does not speak with an authoritative voice like that of Lawrence Olivier, Brian Ordoff, or Bill Clinton. Its tone is dull and its appearance unconvincing for the democrat wimp voice that leaks out like a perforated bladder.

    Perhaps you could enhance customer appeal by gold flecking some of the scales and adding a bright gold toupee. Or you might add a tap dance routine.

  2. Rated 3 out of 5

    John Chalmers

    I LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY WORTHLESS AND INANE IN THE TRUMP REVOLTUTION. It reminds me of a not well noticed thesis by Rigaldo II of Verona East: “That which has no adipose function may yet delight the spirit with the whim of our age or some other.”
    Almost Dibankian.

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