Prototype #2

Rated 2.00 out of 5 based on 3 customer ratings
(3 customer reviews)

$39.95

  • Greets guests and visitors
  • Repeatedly emits the words “well, hello there” at low volume when operational
  • Controlled by placing miniature foot on cigarette paper
  • Can be operated by receptionist or self-operated by guest
  • Battery powered

1 in stock

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Description

  • I work because I only know how to work
  • I only know how to design products, create a brand, choose platforms, produce assets, write copy, adjust stylesheets.
  • When I am forced to work in a context, I am simultaneously trapped and free
  • Freedom comes from relief. Relief from responsibility. Context removes distraction and renders weakness and incompetence irrelevant.
  • I have learned that work can set you free, if you learn how to be free

Additional information

Weight .5 lbs
Dimensions 12 x 6 x 6 in
Year

2015

Materials

Talking mustache, plastic dinosaur figurine, cigarette paper, miniature plastic foot, standard electrical components

3 reviews for Prototype #2

  1. Rated 2 out of 5

    Amelia Aerbladder

    This is pretty weak as it does not speak with an authoritative voice like that of Lawrence Olivier, Brian Ordoff, or Bill Clinton. Its tone is dull and its appearance unconvincing for the democrat wimp voice that leaks out like a perforated bladder.

    Perhaps you could enhance customer appeal by gold flecking some of the scales and adding a bright gold toupee. Or you might add a tap dance routine.

    • Customer Service

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  2. Rated 3 out of 5

    John Chalmers

    I LIKE THE FACT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY WORTHLESS AND INANE IN THE TRUMP REVOLTUTION. It reminds me of a not well noticed thesis by Rigaldo II of Verona East: “That which has no adipose function may yet delight the spirit with the whim of our age or some other.”
    Almost Dibankian.

    • Customer Service

      Anne, we need to talk. I called this private meeting with you because I’m suddenly sensing a difference in your approach to working with our guests. When you started with us last year, you would leap tall buildings in a single bound to help anyone and everyone who needed something. I was so impressed not only with the energy you displayed but with your selfless attitude. Your energy and smile were almost catching, and I teased you on more than one occasion about your smile being the greatest asset and how it increased your “face value.”

      Now I’m sensing a totally different Anne: someone whose energy and willingness to help are palpably lower, someone who’s not smiling or generating an energy that’s catching, and a person who, quite frankly, appears disengaged from her work and mildly bothered by the guests.

      That’s my initial impression, anyway. Now tell me your side of things. [It’s true that I’ve got a lot on my mind lately, and I’m afraid that my home life is bleeding over into my work life. I’m sorry about that, Paul, and I never intended that to happen.]

  3. Rated 1 out of 5

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